What if TOM makes Joe Rogan a Dem?

 

Apr 9, 2025 (79/1461)

Playing poker with people’s lives is a bad way to run a country. But that is clearly TOM’s MO for how to run ours. First he stokes the fire of teasing us about tariffs for 3 weeks. Then he announces huuuuuge tariffs– every to country on the planet and squirts lighter fluid on the flames. Then he raises the ante on China - flamethrower. THEN he blinks and says, naw I was bluffing. “Where’s my staff with the fire extinguishers?” But only after he got 70 countries to come begging to save them. Meanwhile, every day Joe American now needs a pacemaker because his heart can’t take anymore volatility.

And the best part of this whole let’s play high stakes cards with world leaders thing? TOM is going to say that he created the best day on the market in 16 years. That’s it. Nothing about the devastation and destruction he wrought that allowed for the upswing we saw today. The amount of depravity and illness in the mind of an individual who would go to these lengths just to claim, “I am the best.” is truly unmeasurable. Purely and simply evil to the core.

And on the massive voter fraud front, the USA has a new poster child. “As Tulsi Gabbard completed her transformation from a Hawaii Democratic politician to a MAGA surrogate last year, she put down stakes in a far redder state. Gabbard and her husband bought a home outside of Austin and declared under oath last June that they were “resident(s) of the State of Texas.” But a few months later, Gabbard voted in the 2024 general election back in Hawaii.” Well well well. Isn’t this interesting? I would propose that she at the very least be removed from her present position as DNI. (Clearly not very intelligent to try to be a resident in 2 places and vote.) I would also propose that she be fined heavily and just possibly spend a little time in jail. And finally that she be sentenced with 500 hours of community service, all to be served at polling locations across Texas. (Or Hawaii, whichever she flips the coin to actually be a resident of).

The other bastion of intelligence in the current administration, R Fraud Kennedy Jr, has turned tail yet once more to now say, why yes actually, the MMR vaccine is the best defense against measles. Asshat number two of the day. (Tulsi’s just dumb, not an asshat) “We encourage people to get the measles vaccine,” Kennedy told the network's (CBS) chief medical correspondent, Dr. Jon LaPook”

Last nugget of the day. Could Joe Rogan become a Dem?? Ok ok close your jaw….”Rogan, one of the nation’s most influential podcasters who endorsed Trump on the eve of last year’s election, said in March that Trump’s feud with Canada was “stupid” and bemoaned the fact that Canadians “booed us over tariffs” during professional sporting events featuring teams from both countries. Rogan has recently broken with Trump in other areas, including over wide-ranging deportations, referring to a recent operation to detain immigrants as “horrific.”