Kristi Noem thinks the NFL sucks; back at you, sister

 

Oct 5, 2025 (258/1461)

Well I have to give it to TOM for being efficient in his pettiness. He has taken Cali national guard troops and sent them to Portland. Two birds. One stone. Piss off both Newsom and Portlandians.” California Gov. Gavin Newsom said Sunday that he would sue the Trump administration after it federalized 300 California National Guard troops and deployed them to Oregon, just one day after a federal judge blocked President Donald Trump's attempt to deploy Oregon National Guard troops in Portland.

“In response to a federal court order that blocked his attempt to federalize the Oregon National Guard, President Trump is deploying 300 California National Guard personnel into Oregon. They are on their way there now," Newsom, a Democrat, said in a statement. "This is a breathtaking abuse of the law and power. The Trump Administration is unapologetically attacking the rule of law itself and putting into action their dangerous words — ignoring court orders and treating judges, even those appointed by the President himself, as political opponents." And, no surprise, in direct defiance of a court order. (Since he apparently only recognizes courts that side with him (I,e, his personal SCOTUS) he clearly decided that this court was only making a suggestion. “In a statement, Oregon Gov. Tina Kotek, a Democrat, confirmed that California National Guard troops had already arrived in Oregon, saying, "101 federalized California National Guard members arrived in Oregon last night via plane, and it is our understanding that there are more on the way today."

She went on to condemn the move, saying, "This action appears to intentional to circumvent yesterday’s ruling by a federal judge. The facts haven’t changed. There is no need for military intervention in Oregon. There is no insurrection in Portland. No threat to national security. Oregon is our home, not a military target. Oregonians exercising their freedom of speech against unlawful actions by the Trump Administration should do so peacefully."

Who’d a thunk that the NFL would become an icon for the resistance? But with Bad Bunny being announced as the halftime show…the gloves came off and they made their politics known. In an unsurprising response, Kristi No-nothing said, “Asked on Friday by the right-wing podcaster Benny Johnson if there would be “ICE enforcement” at the Super Bowl, Noem replied, “There will be,” adding that federal immigration officers would be “all over” the event.

“I have the responsibility for making sure everybody goes to the Super Bowl, has the opportunity to enjoy it and to leave,” Noem said on “The Benny Show.” People should not attend the event, she went on, unless they are “law-abiding Americans who love this country.” And even better, the Super Bowl is in the least favored nation-state of California! I’m not a huge football fan,  but I am not going to miss one second of this! “When Johnson suggested in his interview with Noem that the N.F.L. was sending a message to the Trump administration by choosing Bad Bunny to headline the Super Bowl halftime show, Noem replied, “They suck and we’ll win and God will bless us.” Well that’s certainly adult of her. Kristi, honey, we all think you (and your mama) suck too.