TOM's annual physical results: "I have a very good soul"

 

Apr 12, 2025 (82/1461)

The thing for everyone to run and invest in on Monday morning is companies that make neckbraces! The whiplash we’ve all gotten on the Terrible Tariff Trip will require one for nearly every man, woman, and child in the country. So “we” are now going to allow for big tech exemptions. “The Trump administration late Friday said they would exclude electronics like smartphones and laptops from reciprocal tariffs, a move that could help keep the prices down for popular consumer electronics that aren’t usually made in the U.S. It would also benefit big tech companies like Apple and Samsung and chip makers like Nvidia and sets the stage for a likely tech stock rally on Monday.” Even though Musky has been missing from the scene of the crime lately, doesn’t mean he isn’t still ear-bending TOM. And since Musky knows all the closets and all the skeletons, I’d say he’s got a fair shot in the bribery game. “U.S. Customs and Border Protection said items like smartphones, laptops, hard drives, flat-panel monitors and some chips would qualify for the exemption. Machines used to make semiconductors are excluded too. That means they won’t be subject to the current 145% tariffs levied on China or the 10% baseline tariffs elsewhere.” So kinda, we are taxing everything except not really.  JK JK, China.

TOM’s annual physical happened on Friday. His interpretation of the five hours’ worth of tests: “I don’t know what to tell you other than I got every answer right,” he said.When asked for details about the cognitive test, Trump replied, “I think it’s a pretty well-known test. Whatever it is, I got every one — I got it all right.” And “Overall, I felt I was in very good shape. A good heart, a good soul — a very good soul,” he said.” What’s the soul test they do now? I’m not familiar with it. Must be a new one….

You better not disagree with his assessment ether or you will be deemed a traitor. From here forward, if one disagrees with TOM, on anything, you are fair game. Law firms, student activists, former employees in TOM 1.0, Mayors in cities across the US, universities, judges, the list continues. You are now on notice. Kiss the ring or kiss your life as you know it goodbye.