Feb 12, 2025 (23/1461)
Oh where to start today. Let’s begin with the good hysterical (bad hysterical later)
The Danes want to buy California! Oh my god. Where do I sign? And sign I did. https://denmarkification.com/ Finally someone is playing TOM’s game. Fight fire with fire or fantasy with fantasy.
I need a daily dose of laughter to make it through all of this and thank you Denmark, you may have gotten me through an entire week on this one alone. Well played, Denmark. Well played. I mean it really does round out their hold on precious metals (with Greenland in the mix). Palm trees, sun, beaches, bikinis, avocados, skateboards….. 5th largest economy in the world. Come to think of it, why hasn’t Newsom already pursued this? C’mon now. Highest bidder! We could get way more than the $1 trillion they’re offering.
OK back to bad hysterical. Tulsi Gabbard did it. She wriggled her way into the gov. And not just the general gov for the average schlub. She is overseeing the 18 departments responsible for keeping us SAFE. And I don’t mean safe from STDs or robbers. I mean from her besties in Syria and Russia.
And TOM now leads the Kennedy Center Board. Of course he does. Because a president should have their fat little fingers in the arts. “It is a Great Honor to be Chairman of The Kennedy Center, especially with this amazing Board of Trustees. We will make The Kennedy Center a very special and exciting place!” It’ll be the best plays, musicals, and concerts we’ve ever seen. I see it now. We’ll be back to Renaissance England, where women were precluded from performing on stage. So men played all of the parts in productions. You read it here first. Watch the evolution. So much for being anti-trans. When it comes to the arts who better to portray a woman than a trans woman? They have the qualifications of being cis male (so their brain is by nature better and more advanced) and the added bonus of actually looking and having the plumbing of women. Win win win. NOT NOT NOT. There will of course be a “special exemption” for these performers.
We’ve got a bright woman writing the playbook for dealing with TOM. Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum. She knows the long game is the key to “winning.” “Some politicians and analysts commended the Mexican leader's measured public tone and apparent ability to blunt Trump's charge after she reached an agreement with the U.S. president to pause tariffs for a month as Mexico sends 10,000 troops to the border to stop the flow of drugs and migrants.” You go, girl. Keep smiling and kill the bastards with kindness.
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